Quotes from BPCC students in the M*A*S*H program :
"What is a enzyme?!"
" Man, i got a real bad worse ear infection when I was little."
"Me and my friends got a old ambulance and we are gonna paint it hot pink and speed around the parish."
" Ohhhhh man, I went to like this two story dance club in Cancun and they threw me up on the bar table and i danced to 'Everybody in da club gettin tipsy.' I mean I was like the best experience that I have ever had in my entire life!"
" Man I got an ice cream music system, deerstand, and 12 inch speakers on my baby. Momma won't let me take it out da parish though."
Teacher: "What is a disease associated with nephron damage?"
David: "Oh, Oh! Gonnorhea!"
Me: "So, I used to date a guy who said that Dairy Queen was the place to hang in Coushatta."
David: (seriously taking umbrage) NO! It is Burger King!!!!"
MOST STUPID QUOTE- The professor is talking about albinos-
BW: Albinos have no melanin in their skin.
DC: Oh, so they must tan real easy.